Mr. Freud...paging Mr. Sigmund Freud

I had a dream last night where I discovered this two-inch-deep chasm across my torso, from lower left to upper right. When I poked around in it, I discovered shelf fungus growing in it, like grows on trees.

Also, I was jamming with a band with Jennifer Aniston on vocals. We played Led Zeppelin's "No Quarter." Jennifer only knew the first verse, so I was trying to write the lyrics down for her while I was playing.